What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.