Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
