Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.