What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
