What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!