What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!