How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
How does a bear get from one place to another?
On a bear-o-plane.
Why do spider-musicians always have such long concert tours?
Because they have so many legs.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
What do you call a sloth that barely moves a muscle? A slow-off (show off).
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
Due to social distancing, I had a conversation with a spider today,
Seems nice, he’s a web designer.
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
What did the llama say when he found out he had been robbed?
“I’ve been fleeced!”
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Got a pet zebra, didn’t realise how hungry they are. He eats like a horse.
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
How does a snake shoot something?
With a boa and arrow.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
What’s the difference between a fly and an eagle?
An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
Some see a puddle of mosquito larva.
I see a pool of enbitenment.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Why did the pony turn himself in?
He felt rem-horse.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
What kind of whale can fly?
A Pilot whale.