Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
What do you call a cold, angry pig? A ham-brr-grr.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What do you call a camel without humps?
Humphrey.
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.
What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Why was the pig a pathological liar? It’s a porcine-ality disorder.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What did the snail say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies!
Why did the Dalmatian have to go to the eye doctor?
He kept seeing spots.
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
Camelmile
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
Where do otters come from?
Otter Space.
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
What would you rather be, a polar bear or a little otter. A little (h)otter
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
The bearer of bad news.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
Did you know that camels can last longer without water than se*?
They can go three weeks without water, but can't go a day without a hump.
What’s a whale’s favorite movie?
The Humpback Of Notre Dame.
What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree at me. It was a hambush.