Broken pencils are pointless.
Writers have great climaxes.
Do you comma here often?
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Practice safe text: use commas.
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Metaphors be with you.
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