A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
I’ve always been a trucker, but recently I applied for a job at Microsoft. I’ve heard they’re always looking for more drivers.
A car carrying bank robbers and a truck carrying cement collided yesterday. Police are now searching for hardened criminals.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck...
It was a camel tow
Truck drivers have a great way of settling disputes – they only use their horns. It’s known as a fight to the deaf.
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
There’s a new movie out called “The Truck.” I’ve seen the trailer, it looks great.
Another truck crashed further down the road; this one was carrying wigs. The police are combing the area.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
But it's hard to say...
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
Did you hear about the 2 Tow Truck drivers who wanted to elope?
They got hitched.
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
I had a nasty crash with a truck carrying construction equipment the other day. It really hit me like a ton of bricks.
I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.
It went off without a hitch.
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
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