Truck drivers have a great way of settling disputes – they only use their horns. It’s known as a fight to the deaf.
Unbelievably there was yet another truck crash, this time it was carrying Vicks VapoRub. There was no congestion for the rest of the day.
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
But it's hard to say...
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
Another truck crashed further down the road; this one was carrying wigs. The police are combing the area.
A car carrying bank robbers and a truck carrying cement collided yesterday. Police are now searching for hardened criminals.
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
Two trucks – one carrying strawberries and one carrying sugar – crashed. Drivers didn’t stop, and now the jam is getting thicker.
What is a con artist's truck towed with?
A pickup line
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck...
It was a camel tow
There’s a new movie out called “The Truck.” I’ve seen the trailer, it looks great.
The local motorway has become blocked after a truck shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
A truck full of christmas trees have been stolen.
Police admit they are stumped.
I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.
It went off without a hitch.
The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.
I was crushed by the news.
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
In this day and age of technological breakthroughs, we surely can’t be far from a country song where a guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.
My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
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