Which one of Sneezy’s kids hid his tissue paper?
Runny Knows!
"Which hand do you wipe with?"
""I don't use my hands, I use toilet paper."
Why could the toilet paper not stop?
Because it was on a role.
Made a shoe out of tea bags for my wife, she said she needed to wipe her nose.
My youngest needed a diaper change, so my wife called down from upstairs, "Can you throw up some wipes?"
"I'm not sure," I replied. "I haven't eaten any."
What do you call a sleeping paper towel?
A napkin.
Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life, it would be pretty sh**ty without it.
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