What do you call related toilet rolls that sleep together?
Napkins.
Why could the toilet paper not stop?
Because it was on a role.
Having to wipe with a hemorrhoid is a pain in the a**.
How do you work out how many rolls of toilet paper are in 4 packets of 16?
Multiply.
Why didn't the toilet paper finish the race?
Because it was wiped out.
What do you call the second tissue paper?
Kleenext.
I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper.
And now I'm paying for it.
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