My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
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