Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
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