Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Girls just wanna have sun!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
I beacha miss summer already!
Water you doing, my friend?
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
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