Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Girls just wanna have sun!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Water you doing, my friend?
Hey summer, long time no sea!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
I beacha miss summer already!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
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