Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
I beacha miss summer already!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Girls just wanna have sun!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Water you doing, my friend?
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