What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
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