Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
That’s a-may-zing!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
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