What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
"Some people have no guts."
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
"Bugs and hisses."
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
"Bone to be wild."
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
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