I was thinking about hopping in the shower...
But I realized that I might slip and hurt myself.
What bird is blue and is great at taking a bath?
A scrub jay!
Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank?
Because they washup on shore.
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Bubble 07
Why do people say "hit the showers"
What did the showers ever do to you?
What is it called when you're singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?
A soap opera.
Saw a sign for bath plugs. I didn’t know that was electric!
Why do people sing in the shower?
Because the audience in the toilet is sh**!
Cold showers are the best...
...Once you warm up to them
When is it appropriate to sleep in a bathtub?
When you're feeling drained.
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