Where does the Japanese mafia take a bath?
In a yakuzzi.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cat a bath?
It will surely end in a cat-astrophe.
Saw a sign for bath plugs. I didn’t know that was electric!
Gave my pet leopard a bath every day. Now he’s spotless.
After my wife had a stressful day at work, I drew her a bath. She wasn't content.
I'm so upset, I even used color pencils for this.
I can't find my scrubber in the shower
It's aloof-ah
Why do people say "hit the showers"
What did the showers ever do to you?
What do you call a duck that steals soap from the bathtub?
A robber ducky.
Said to my husband I'm going to take a hot tub. He said...
"When are you going to put it back?"
I was alone in the bath.
Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder!