A friend of mine was taking a bath when he realised he wasn’t a very good burglar.
Why do people say "hit the showers"
What did the showers ever do to you?
I can't find my scrubber in the shower
It's aloof-ah
Saw a sign for bath plugs. I didn’t know that was electric!
My doctor told me to drink two glasses of red wine after a hot bath...
But I can't even finish drinking the hot bath.
I was alone in the bath.
Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder!
What is it called when you're singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?
A soap opera.
The doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn, I asked him 'pasteurized?'
He said 'No, just up to your neck'
I just dropped my phone in the bath
Now it's syncing.
If you think the 45 degree ski slope is tough,
Wait until you try the 110 degree hot tub!
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