What is the difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower? Vibrato.
Why do blues musicians tour the most in the summer? So they can visit all their kids.
What instrument do English people play?
The Anglo-Saxophone!
Shopping at the music store, my friend had to settle for a fiver saxophone ...
They couldn't afford a tenor.
I saw a Jazz band last night, but they really sucked...
They really saxophoned it in.
What instrument do English people play?
The Anglo-Saxophone!
What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone?
"Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."
What do you call someone that plays Tenor and Alto saxophone?
Bisaxual.
What's the definition of a gentleman? One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
What do you call a boy and girl playing blues music? The battle of the saxes.
My friend told me all about his friend's girlfriend who was playing saxophone.
Apparently she was a saxy lady.
Hear about the saxophone player who switched from a tenor to a soprano saxophone in the middle of the concert?
The press made quite a big deal out of his sax change.
Bad saxophone players should be put on some kind of public list.
I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.
What do you call a cow that plays the saxophone? A blues moo-sician.
Why do saxophone players get so many dates?
Because they have sax appeal
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
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