My friend explained how powerful (yet invisible) farts work via demonstration.
I was blown away by his transparency.
In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts.
If a clown farts...
Does it smell funny?
I found a side job collecting dog poo from people's yards.
It's not much, but business is picking up.
After letting elephant dung dry in the sun, it's nearly indestructible.
In fact, I'd say it's pretty heavy doody.
Never fart in an apple store
They don't have windows.
What do you call a person who starts their own cow poop business?
An entre-manure.
What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
Why does no one react when the Queen farts?
Because it’s a Noble Gas!
Why was the dung beetle mad at the store clerk?
Because the clerk sold him shampoo.
What type of poo smells good?
Shampoo.
I asked the kids to pickup the dog poo out the back
They did a crap job.
A man walks into a zoo, there was only one animal in the zoo.
It was a Shitzu.
I've stopped paying $6 for sham poo
After all, I make my own DIY genuine poo every morning.
Turns out our washing machine DOES have a “baby poop” setting.
It’s called “Heavy Doody”
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog sh** on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one.
That was a crazy deja poo.
Dung beetle walks into a bar....
"Is this stool taken?"
If you take a dump on a stump...
Does that make it a toilet tree?
I always take a dump at 11:59 PM. That way, when the clock strikes midnight it’s the same sh**, different day.
What do you call coffee made from poo?
Crappuccino.
A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall down to the other side...
Needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
What do you get when you fart on your wallet?
Gas Money.
What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?
Officer on doody!
I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of s**t.
"Is it the tar that smells like farts?"
"No, it was your asphalt"
A zoo employee was injured when a monkey threw flaming poo at him.
He suffered from turd debris burns.
Where does Batman go to take a dump?
To the batroom of course!
Where do cow farts come from?
The dairy air.
What do you call someone who acts like a piece of fish poop?
A bassturd.
My wife is mad at me because I took a dump on the roof...
How can I wipe the slate clean?
I’ve been working on my poop art recently...
It’s pretty sh**.
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