You wanna know how I remember every poop I take?
I keep a log.
What do you call a small turd?
A dumpling.
If you take a dump on a stump...
Does that make it a toilet tree?
What do you call coffee made from poo?
Crappuccino.
Where does Batman go to take a dump?
To the batroom of course!
The scariest day of my life was when we ran into a bear taking a dump inside our campsite.
That sh** was in
Dung Beetles know how to keep their sh** together.
What kind of doctor checks ghost poo?
A ghost-roenterologist.
Why does no one react when the Queen farts?
Because it’s a Noble Gas!
I tried to make a poo but could only squeeze out a p**.
I must be missing some bowels.
I always take a dump at 11:59 PM. That way, when the clock strikes midnight it’s the same sh**, different day.
I was at the doctor, complaining about constipation. The doc seemed upset with me. He said,
"You don't give a s**t, do you?"
Why did the painter take a dump on the floor?
It was the work of fart.
My farts don’t smell, they don’t have noses.
In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts.
Turns out our washing machine DOES have a “baby poop” setting.
It’s called “Heavy Doody”
what's the best day of the week to poop?
saTURDay.
Do people have strange scents of humor if they laugh at their own farts?
I found a side job collecting dog poo from people's yards.
It's not much, but business is picking up.
Poo jokes...
Are funny sh**.
Why didn’t the teacher want to fart in front of anyone?
He was a private tootor.
I was walking down the road and slipped on some dog poo. Someone came up behind me and slipped as well. Trying to sympathize, I said "I just did that!"
They slapped me and said "use the toilet next time"
After letting elephant dung dry in the sun, it's nearly indestructible.
In fact, I'd say it's pretty heavy doody.
My wife is mad at me because I took a dump on the roof...
How can I wipe the slate clean?
Scientists have just discovered a fossilized Dinosaur fart...
They say it’s a blast from the past!
A zoo employee was injured when a monkey threw flaming poo at him.
He suffered from turd debris burns.
I like telling fart jokes.
They are tough to hold in.
People who pretends to never go taking a dump are full of sh**.
What do you call a person who starts their own cow poop business?
An entre-manure.
When your poo goes into the sewers, it's not yours anymore.
It becomes pooblic domain.
What did the poop shoveler say when he quit his job?
"I'm dung with this sh*t!"
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