So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
I used to hate my husband's cologne...
But then it started to rub off on me.
What must a witty perfume have?
Scents of humor.
This lady at the supermarket is staring at me, like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant...
And then put it back on the shelf.
I ran out of deodorant.
I guess I'll go online and odor some more.
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.
I said "sure, no sweat."
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side.
What's it called when a perfume climbs up the stairs?
Ascent.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
It was a quick pit stop.
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism.
My friend once used laughing gas as deodorant.
He smelled funny the whole day.
The perfume was very cheap.
It's price was in cents.
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