What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
I ran out of deodorant.
I guess I'll go online and odor some more.
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.
I said "sure, no sweat."
What must a witty perfume have?
Scents of humor.
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts
It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne".
The magazine my daughter gets each month always smells like perfume. I wondered aloud if they scent it.
Then I realized, of course they sent it. Otherwise it would have never come.
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
As summer approaches, I think it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
I used to hate my husband's cologne...
But then it started to rub off on me.
My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.
"With your nose" I replied.
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
Did you hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
The scent of old spies gave him away.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
It was a quick pit stop.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
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