Ever use one of those expensive toothbrushes?
It's breath-taking.
Why did the deer get braces?
Because he had buck teeth.
Why doesn't the tooth fairy like dental instruments?
She finds them obtooth.
My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started.
I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you have plaque on your wall?"
Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor.
I asked my friend for a tube of toothpaste. He gave me the smallest tube I’ve ever seen.
Next time, I’ll ask for teethpaste.
Crooked teeth are criminal!
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out.
A thief stole my toothbrush.
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
I passed my dentistry tests with an A in my written paper.
In Oral, B.
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-
We all have our floss.
I hate dentists.
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
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