Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy Bear.
I'm looking to sell my toothpaste collection.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
Where do killer whales go to get their braces?
The orca-dontist.
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed...
To be honest this is pretty de-molar-izing.
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
I passed my dentistry tests with an A in my written paper.
In Oral, B.
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
A Molar Bear.
What do you call a tree without teeth?
A gumtree.
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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Brace yourselves kids!
Our dentist is shutting down.
Ever use one of those expensive toothbrushes?
It's breath-taking.
What do you call a dog’s back teeth?
Canine canines.
I was on the way to the gorcer when I remembered, I need to put toothpaste on the grocery list.
My dad said, "Don't do that! It'll be all messy!"
How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?
With flossils.
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