Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
I was on the way to the gorcer when I remembered, I need to put toothpaste on the grocery list.
My dad said, "Don't do that! It'll be all messy!"
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
I tried to visit the house where the guy who invented toothpaste was born.
Sadly, there was no plaque on it.
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it.
My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started.
I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you have plaque on your wall?"
Have you heard about the new his & hers toothpaste?
The flavor is "mint to be".
"Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!"
"No son, it's just gone acoustic."
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
Brace yourselves kids!
Our dentist is shutting down.
I asked my friend for a tube of toothpaste. He gave me the smallest tube I’ve ever seen.
Next time, I’ll ask for teethpaste.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
A thief stole my toothbrush.
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
Why doesn't the tooth fairy like dental instruments?
She finds them obtooth.
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