I got a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.
It is kneadless, to say.
What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?
Linoleum Blownapart.
6:30 is hands down the best time on a clock
Baking and Fire Safety can go hand-in-hand.
Stop, drop and roll
How does the Pope dry his hands?
He uses a Papal towel.
What do you call a father who’s against hand bags?
Antiperspirant.
Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says “But I had a 3-piece suit.”
Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”
How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
You really gotta hand it to short people, because they can't reach it on their own.
I was walking down an alley in Scotland when I found a severed man's hand...
I wonder if he was kilt.
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