What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
I was holding a bottle of laundry detergent when all of a sudden it exploded, completely drenching my hands.
Oh well. I guess my hands are Tide.
A chemical in science class can make your hands go numb
But math will make you number.
Working the poker table at the casino with my new prosthetic hand is going to be a challenge,
But I’ll learn to deal with it.
The guy who invented the watch must have had a lot of time on his hands
What do you call it when the axe in your hand falls on your feet.
An AXEIDENT.
I was walking down an alley in Scotland when I found a severed man's hand...
I wonder if he was kilt.
My sister asked me to hand her lipstick but i handed her a glue stick instead
She still won’t talk to me
What do you call a guy that hands out free kebabs to the hungry?
A Döner.
Well, you have to hand it to relay runners, don't you?
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