I'll fight you with my bear hands.
Oh, deer.
Always think hard before you get married because on one hand you have a cool ring but on the other hand you don’t.
A lady stormed off when I asked about her hand bag.
Maybe the question was to pursonal.
How does the Pope dry his hands?
He uses a Papal towel.
You really gotta hand it to short people, because they can't reach it on their own.
What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?
Linoleum Blownapart.
Working the poker table at the casino with my new prosthetic hand is going to be a challenge,
But I’ll learn to deal with it.
I punched my monitor and now my hand really hertz.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
I can't stand people who don't wash their hands.
They make me sick.
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