Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
Six slimy snails sailed silently.
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
Ingenious iguanas improvising an intricate impromptu on impossibly-impractical instruments.
She sold six shabby sheared sheep on ship.
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
A really leery Larry rolls readily to the road.
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
Gobbling gargoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Rory’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminium pan.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
Does your sport shop stock short socks with spots?
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
Rudder valve reversals
When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
Mix a box of mixed biscuits with a boxed biscuit mixer.
“Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
Green glass globes glow greenly.
Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
Shave a single shingle thin.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
How many snacks could a snack stacker stack, if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?
Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king’s kitchen.
Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
He threw three free throws.
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