Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrushes throat.
How many saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!
Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
Real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels.
If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
How many yaks could a yak pack, pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate: The greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes. They’re great!
Mix a box of mixed biscuits with a boxed biscuit mixer.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
She sells seashells on the seashore.
The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.
And if she sells seashells on the seashore,
Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Green glass globes glow greenly.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons—balancing them badly.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrush’s throat.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.
It's a nice night for a white rice fight.
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
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