Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
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