Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.