Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.
My father always taught me to be prepared for any emergency. I was on the ball when the streets flooded...
I was ready and wading!
Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest...
For I have synonymed.
I’ve always followed in my father’s footsteps until today.
He turned around and said, “STOP!”
My father had the uncanny ability to know which way the wind blew by feeling his jugular...
`It was his weather vein.
The only reason i want to become a father is to make dad jokes all the time. Some people think I am kidding
But i’m dad serious
One day, a father was washing a car with his son...
The son asks, "why can't we just use a sponge?"
My father is so cheap...
When we go to bed he unplugs the clocks.
My late father once said
Sorry I’m late.
My father was a blind carpenter
until he picked up his hammer and saw.
Kids got me an Old-school Chemistry set for Father's Day...
... Totally in my Element.
What's the problem with Father's day?
It always falls on Son-day
What kind of humor did the Founding Fathers partake in?
Dad jokes
On Father's Day, I thanked my dad for his contribution to my birth.
He said it was his pleasure.
I seen my father pouring chicken soup over his compost yesterday
I suppose chicken soup IS good for the soil.
Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?
Because he was Baroque
My father ran his whole roofing business and it was a great success.
He had to stay on top of things though.
A father was reading a book while his son was playing with toys on the floor. “Daddy, why is that book so thick?” asks the boy.
“It’s long story,” replies the father.
What did the father say to his falling son?
Son, you've got potential.
I wanted to buy a $30 meal for my father, my grandfather and father-in-law. I figured they'd lump em all together and charge a reduced fee.
But no, I was charged $30 a pop.
How rare is an excellent father?
Legen-daddy
Serve up some Dad Jokes at your Father's Day BBQ
Make 'em eat Pop-Corn
I like celebrating Fathers' Day, but I'm not a dad.
I guess I'm just a faux pas.
I used Brylcreem this morning to slick back my hair like my father used to do. My wife asked me what I was doing.
I said, "I'm having a dad hair day."
My father and grandfather work for the DMV.
I come from a long line of long lines.
I just heard that the government has made an amendment to lockdown to allow Father Christmas out...
It's called the Santa Clause
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