The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Don't even chai.
I like you a latte.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
I'm acorn-y person.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
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