The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
I like you a latte.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Don't even chai.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
I'm acorn-y person.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
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