What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
I like you a latte.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
I'm acorn-y person.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
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