The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
I like you a latte.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
I'm acorn-y person.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Don't even chai.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
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