What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Don't even chai.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
I'm acorn-y person.
I like you a latte.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
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