Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
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