You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Don't even chai.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
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