The Doctor could tell right away the bucket was sick.
It was looking a bit pale.
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a supermarket"
How long have you been feeling like this?
"Since I was Lidl."
Why was the doctor doing diarrhia research scared?
He had seen some sh*t go down.
Patient: ‘Doctor, I’ve swallowed a spoon.’
Doctor: ‘Sit down and don’t stir.’
Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?
The hip Doctor.
Doctor, I keep peeing my pants! What can I do?
Urologist: “It’s mind over matter, urine control.”
Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?
The hip Doctor!
Who is the second coolest man in hospital?
The hip replacement guy!
My doctor didn’t show up to the appointment about my hairline.
He said it got pushed back
Doctor, Doctor! I'm terrified of words that are also letters!
Oh you are? I see. Why?
Doctor: Are you aware of your sodium intake?
Me: Na.
When I woke up from my accident, I was shocked when the doctors told me I broke all my fingers.
It was hard to grasp.
I dated a doctor once. Big mistake.
She was a Psycho.
What do you call Vietnamese animal doctors?
Vietnam Vets.
Why did the doctor tell the nurse to walk past the pill cupboard quietly?
So she wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills.
A man goes to the Doctor with a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. “What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.
“It’s easy, you're not eating properly.” the doctors replies.
Did you know that doctors that perform circumscisions don’t make a lot of money for those operations?
They only get paid in tips.
My doctor told me that I needed I kidney
I told her no. I'd prefer an adult-knee.
There’s a new drama featuring herbivore doctors.
It’s called Graze Anatomy.
Her name is Carly and she's a doctor
maybe I should C A Rly good doctor.
What do doctors use to diagnose chickens?
Eggsray.
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