My Wife is leaving me because of my obsession with cowboys
But that's ok this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
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How does a german cowboy say hi?
Audi.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
What type of car does a cowboy drive?
Audi partner.
In another town, the cowboy rides in wearing a paper suit. Paper pants, paper jacket, paper chaps. Even a paper holster!
He wasn't in town ten minutes before he was arrested for rustling.
Why’d did the cowboy have a wiener dog?
Someone told him to get a long little doggie
How did the catholic cowboy greet his priest for confession?
“Howdy, pardoner!”
How did the cowboy greet the equestrian?
Howdy Neigh-bor.
What do you call it when dress up like a cowboy?
Ranch dressing
Why couldn't the cowboy get down from his horse?
Because you can only get down from a goose.
What does a millennial cowboy say?
Yeet Haw!
What is it called when a cowboy dies and comes back to life?
Reintarnation
What did the cowboy say when he bought a yo yo.
This ain't my first yo yo!
What do ghost cowboys wear?
Boooots.
Why are cowboys prone to gambling?
Because they're always raising the steaks.
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
After a day of entertaining the troops, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders meet with the base commander to discuss the rest of the evening.
“Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers this evening?” the commander asks.
“I don’t think it matters to the ladies,” the head cheerleader says, “but I’m sure a lot of the girls would like to get something to eat first.”
What do you call a gassy cowboy?
Wyatt Burp.
Is a cowboy with his foot across the Canadian border in Canada?
Just aboot.
Cowboys don’t roll joints.
They tumble weed.
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if the cowboy city planners had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
Waddaya get when you cross a cowboy with an Egyptian Pharaoh?
Darn Tutankhamun!
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