What did the copy machine say when it spilled it’s skincare?
"Oh no, that was my toner"
What cosmetic does DNA put on?
Genetic makeup.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
What do you call a little tune about atmospheric moisture?
A humi-ditty.
I have no idea what I'm doing with eyeliner
To be honest, I just wing it.
Someone stole my fragrance-free lotion...
It was a scentless act of cruelty.
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