Why did it take dad an hour to choose which skin cream to buy?
He didn't want to make a rash decision.
What did the copy machine say when it spilled it’s skincare?
"Oh no, that was my toner"
Why do volcanoes need lotion?
So they dont get ashy.
Moisturiser is good for your skin...
Let that sink in.
I want to open a doctors office with a nail salon inside.
It’ll be called “Many Cures and Manicures”.
The girlfriend said she had to go file her nail because it was bothering her.
I asked, "Would that go under N for nail? Or M for Manicure?"
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