What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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