Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
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