At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
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