What’s the hardest part about working as a bus driver? Everyone’s talking behind your back.
I have a buddy who was recently hit by a bus, while promoting pedestrian safety.The surgeons had to replace all the joints in his left leg with metal.
I think it's safe to say he can appreciate the iron knee
The bus driver was so friendly and nice, it was a 'joy ride'!
I hopped on the bus yesterday afternoon. After a few minutes, the driver asked me to sit down like everyone else
Why did the bus stop in the middle of the street? It saw a zebra crossing.
Why did the bus driver take a long break? He needed a wheel-y good rest!
Why did the bus driver go to jail? He was 'wheely' breaking the law!
How do eels travel across the seafloor? By Octo-bus.
Why was the bus driver so confused? He was 'bus-t' in traffic!
Why did the bus driver laugh? He was having a 'wheely' good time!
What are the benefits of city buses using green fuel? They’ll always be on thyme.
Is the city bus running on time? No, it’s running on diesel.
When I asked the bus driver for directions, it was a 'bus stop' service!
Why can't buses make friends? Because they only pick up strangers!
Why was the bus musician so excited? He just got a 'ride-ing' ovation!
I heard someone complain about the bus being too crowded, it was a 'bus-load' of people!
Why did the bus driver stay out all night? He was 'driving' around town!
What happens when you run in front of a bus?
You get tired.
What happens when you run behind a bus?
You get exhausted.
Why did the bus driver take a break? He needed to 'stop' and refuel!
Why did the bus driver eat a burger? He wanted to 'bus-t' his energy!
What superhero takes public transportation to get around? Bus Lightyear.
Why did the bus driver quit his job? It was driving him mad.
Bus ticket inspectors: You’ve really got to hand it to them.
Passenger: One ticket to New York, please.
Bus Driver: By way of Buffalo?
Passenger: No, by bus!
Where do bus drivers eat their lunches? In a traffic jam.
What’s the difference between a school bus driver and a winter cold? One knows all the stops, and the other stops the nose.
What did the bus say to the frog? Hop on.
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