Treat yo shelves.
I have no shelf control.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Reading is a novel idea.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Stay true to your shelf.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Bookworms take shelfies.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
I read dead people.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Books are my kind of texts.
Readers do it by the book.
Better read than dead.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Feeling my shelf.
My weekend is fully booked.
Talk literary to me.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Leave poetry to the prose.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Where my prose at?