When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Books are my kind of texts.
My weekend is fully booked.
Better read than dead.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Talk literary to me.
Feeling my shelf.
Stay true to your shelf.
I have no shelf control.
Reading is a novel idea.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Readers do it by the book.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Where my prose at?
I read dead people.
Bookworms take shelfies.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Treat yo shelves.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Leave poetry to the prose.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.