Bookworms take shelfies.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
My weekend is fully booked.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Leave poetry to the prose.
Where my prose at?
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Books are my kind of texts.
Readers do it by the book.
Treat yo shelves.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
I have no shelf control.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Reading is a novel idea.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Talk literary to me.
Better read than dead.
Stay true to your shelf.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
I read dead people.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Feeling my shelf.