Take a page from the book and leaf.
Where my prose at?
I have no shelf control.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
I read dead people.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Readers do it by the book.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
My weekend is fully booked.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Treat yo shelves.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Feeling my shelf.
Better read than dead.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Books are my kind of texts.
Reading is a novel idea.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Stay true to your shelf.
Talk literary to me.
Leave poetry to the prose.