How does a bomb choose not to go off?
It refuses.
I like to tell this one joke about homemade bombs
But it always blows up in my face.
If you ever have to defuse a bomb, never cut...
The Blew wire.
Those soldiers thought they could blow up that submarine with their bomb...
but they needed to sea mine.
What do you call a selfish bomb?
Mine.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
What happened when Napoleon got killed with a bomb?
Napoleon Blownapart.
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
"OK boomer."
What do you call a Monkey with a bomb
A baboom.
I wasn't wearing hearing protection when the atom bomb went off.
Now I am become deaf, destroyer of worlds.
I saw a headline in the newspaper that said someone made a bomb out of nitrous oxide.
This is no laughing matter.
What did the pilot of the Enola Gay say before dropping the bomb ?
"Let me Atom."
"Do you know how long it takes for a bomb to explode?"
No, but dynamite!
I got fired from the bomb disposal squad
Too bad, I had a blast working there.
A bomb goes of in a cheese shop.
You can see da brie everywhere.
Fortune-teller was killed by a car bomb
Couldn’t foresee the C4.
When the first nuclear bomb was detonated all the neutrons were sad.
Because their parents had just split.
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