I don’t believe in boats
I have yacht to see one.
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.
What do you call someone who owns a boat dealership?
A Sailsmen.
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
If I ever get drafted into the Navy, and they make me choose what boat to get on.
I would just say frig it.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
What do sailors buy to customise the back of their ships?
Aft-ermarket parts!
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
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