Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.
What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?
Buy a “sale boat.”
What do you call a boat full of high school graduates
A scholarship.
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
What do you do when you miss the ferry?
Call a canoe-ber.
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
What do you call a big boat full of fish
A carp ark.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
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