What do sailors buy to customise the back of their ships?
Aft-ermarket parts!
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
Who woulda thunk it?
Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?
Buy a “sale boat.”
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
What do you call a boat in training?
An apprenticeship.
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
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