I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
What do you call a boat full of high school graduates
A scholarship.
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.
What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?
"Help! We’re syncing!"
why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.
I can row a boat.
Canoe?
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
What do sailors buy to customise the back of their ships?
Aft-ermarket parts!
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
Go to BabaMail
