What do sailors buy to customise the back of their ships?
Aft-ermarket parts!
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
What do you call a big boat full of fish
A carp ark.
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?
"Help! We’re syncing!"
What do you call a boat in training?
An apprenticeship.
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
What do you call a boat full of high school graduates
A scholarship.
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
Who woulda thunk it?
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
I don’t believe in boats
I have yacht to see one.
Go to BabaMail
